Thanks to you, in forty years
I'll be right by your side
Reminiscing about dreams that were
Lost within a TV Guide

And you might say it's not smart
To say what's on my mind
Because everyone knows that the
Words that come out
Can't always be so kind

So go ahead and waste your time
On gossip and cheap wine
Or do it gracefully while tanning at the pool
Cause nothing's better
Than when a guy looks at you
But when you're gray and old
With no memories to remind
You of that summer fling
Don't complain because I told you so
Your time was wasted on me.